Sara: “Come here baby, give me a kiss.”
Ollie: “I not a baby, I a man.”

Evie: “Come on Ollie, let’s go play solitaire.”

Evie, almost in tears: “Why is my crunching so loud, and yours and Ollie’s is so quiet?? We’re eating the same thing, I even have milk and everything!”

::Ollie’s pants falling down in music class, as usual::
Ollie, running to the middle of the circle: “I want to show my butt to the class!”