Evie: “Mama, I’m proud of you because sometimes when you are out of patience, you make some more. And Dada, I’m proud of you because when Ollie is throwing a fit, sometimes you don’t get mad at him.”

Not every time, mind you. You can only expect so much from a person.

Evie: “Sometime can we go to the male swim?”
Barb: “Are you male?”
Me: “You’re female.”
Ollie: “You’re email!”

Ollie: “Look, a sign! It’s goin’ ABCDEFG!”