Alright, I just heard an excerpt from 50 Shades of Gray. Seriously people! How can you go on a public place like Facebook and recommend this to your friends without being embarrassed?

It would be like if I sent you a message that everyone could see that said, “Hey, I really like this porn site, you should totally check it out! I stayed up all night surfing, I just couldn’t turn off the computer. It’s full of really degenerate stuff…you would totally like it!”

I mean, by all means read it and enjoy it, but have the common decency to be repressed and embarrassed about it. That’s the American way.

Sheesh.