Evie: “Who wants to play I’m the princess and you’re all my servants?”
Ollie, in regards to passing gas: “No say ‘excuse me’, say, ‘TOOOOOOOOT’!”
Evie, to me: “I wish I was mama so I could marry you.” – You have to appreciate these when they come by, otherwise they get lost in all the not-so-nice comments!
Sara: “I’m not sure if turkeys are smart anymore…I think it was bred out of them in favor of large breasts.”
Me: “There’s so many comments I could make right now…”