Evie: “Oliver! Do you want to be part of the game, or do you want to be fired? It’s either turn around right now and be Jesus, or you’re fired!”

Sara: “There’s a dancing statue of liberty over there.”
Evie: “Why is he dancing?”
Sara: “Because he wants people to do their taxes.”
::Evie nodding her head sagely::

Wouldn’t it be nice to be a kid again, where that explanation makes sense and no more questions are required?

Evie to Sara: “Why do all the doors have Z’s on them?”
::six hours later::
Shane to Sara: “Why do all the doors have Z’s on them?”

I guess I know where she gets it from.