Sometimes I think it must suck to be a girl, because you’ll never be able to carve up a floating piece of toilet paper with a laser pee stream, or sand blast something icky off the side of the toilet and shepherd it down the drain with a urine fire hose. And also you have to be paid less and don’t get to be CEO.
But honestly? I think you’re missing out on more with the urine thing.
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You devoted an entire blog post to this?
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The fact that you question this just proves that you don’t know how awesome it is to be a boy.
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wow … Just wow..
I just can’t believe you didn’t even mention the whole writting your name in snow thing
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Whoa, good point!
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