Evie, coming out of her room about an hour after she went to bed: “I have a question. How do you count sheep?”

Aw, I felt so bad for the poor, not-tired girl!

Evie: “Zero is the biggest number.”
Me: “Well, I think zero would be the smallest number.”
Evie: “You’re forgetting about backwards world.”

::Dropping Evie off at school::
Girl 1: “Evelyn, can I play with you today?”
Girl 2: “Aw, I wanted to play with you today!”
Evie: “How about we all play together?”

What an amazing moment to witness, and what a proud moment as a father!