Florence: “Oliver, here’s your jacket. Can you say ‘jacket’?”
Oliver: “Coat.”

::A small black and white chihuahua passes us on the street::
Oliver: “Moo! Moo!”

Evie: “What was that?”
Sara: “Medicine.”
Evie: “Jock itch?”
Oliver: “Jock itch! Jock itch!”
Sara: “I’m so glad my kids both know what jock itch is…”

Me: “Oliver, do you want to wash your hands for dinner?”
Oliver: “No! No! No!”
Me: “Let me re-phrase, who wants to wash their hands for dinner?”
Oliver: “MEEEEEE!!”

This works practically every time. He likes to say “No!”, but he also likes to say, “Meeee!” I have even caught Evie using this trick on him as well.