Evie: “You mean I should tell you when I want [Oliver] to get off instead of hitting him?” – She was mystified by this. What a unique idea!

Sara: “I don’t know why I’m so tired all of a sudden.”
Evie: “Yes you do! It’s that time of day when all adults suddenly get tired.”

::Evie pretending to tuck Oliver in::
Evie: “If you don’t go to sleep, I’m going to cut off your chin.”

Evie: “If a person eats poison, can you get the poison by touching them?”
Sara: “No.”
Evie: “I’m just asking because I was thinking about if you gave me a poison apple in my sleep.”

No wonder the children in our house have sleep troubles!