It has been nearly a year since I’ve done one of these. Mostly this was due to the fact that search engines were no longer ranking my page as high as they had been. However, things seem to be getting back to normal now, because strange searches are starting to trickle in again. Allow me to demonstrate:

• “from the desk of an evil genius” – Hello. Do we have a new blog title?
• “hide and seek champion” – At least 3 people are still looking for him…but that’s what makes him the champ!
• “pooping on boat” – In the bathroom hopefully? Does this require instructions?
• “sara s 2nd birthday party pictures” – I guess this is someone searching for a specific set of birthday party pictures, with the super common name of ‘Sara’? Yeah, good luck with that. The fact that they found my blog means they were desperately clicking on a loooot of links.
• “40 year old creeper” – Hey, I’m not that old!
• “and then i was bacon” – I actually received more than 1 hit on this. Maybe it was a dream? A very good dream…
• “smell my gas” – I don’t know why someone would be searching for this. Maybe they’re looking for someone to perform this service?
• “what does the tickle monster look like?” – Like Oliver.
• “scary zombies” – As opposed to the cuddly, non-scary ones? Good thing they qualified their search.
• “older floozies” – This is obviously the place to come for older floozies. It’s practically my specialty! Older floozies, get’cher older floozies here!
• “crime of hairacy” – The worst crime of all. Lucky for this person, I have, in fact, covered the crime of hairacy in a post.