Me: “Ugh, that was foolish of me.”
Sara: “I’m sorry.”
Me: “No, I’m sorry. What are you sorry for?”
Sara: “I’m sorry you’re so foolish.”

Evie: “Does this say ‘jaguar’?”
::stunned silence::
Sara: “Well, it’s close, it says Jaqua.”

Evie was reading the name on some real estate sign. I wasn’t aware that she really knew the word jaguar, much less knew how to read it (or read anything).

Me, goofing around with Evie: “Mommy, who was the first one to fall asleep?”
Sara: “I don’t know, but I know who is annoying me most right now…”
Evie: “She means me! That means me!”

Me: “He’s trying to give you a smooch. I think it’s a thank you smooch for being such a good sister.”
::Later::
Me: “I think Oliver has a poo-poo diaper.”
Evie: “That’s his way of saying thank you for being such a good daddy!”