Shane: “…there’s probably a lot of people out there talking about what a piece of $#it I am.”
Sara: “Mostly me when you’re running late for dinner.”

Sara: “I have the strongest desire to flip people off when they run that stop sign. Sometimes I just yell, ‘Stop sign!'”

Sara: “All of your tank tops are in the laundry.”
Evie, sobbing: “I want my babies to have food!”

Sara has basically worn nursing tank tops since Evie was born, and Evie has taken to wearing tank tops under all her clothes.

Sara: “Hmm?”
Evie: “Hmm is not a word. When I’m talking, I don’t like people telling me hmm. Now say it again.”

Holy grammar police!