Evie, riding on my back like I’m a horse and giggling her head off: “I’m liking this so much I almost went pee pee!” – Side note, this is a good way to get thrown from your horse.

Evie, drawing: “Guess what this is?”
Me: “Uh…the sun?”
Evie: “Nope, its a picture.”

Evie was eating some Halloween candy and I really wished I had a tape recorder. She was all like, “Where are you going, nerd? Why are you running away, nerd?” (eating Nerds obviously) with such a sneer in her voice. She has no idea that the word “nerd” refers to anything besides the candy, so she didn’t mean it the way that it sounded, but lets just say I had some childhood flashbacks. It was hilarious.

Evie: “Who is my Aunt Rachael going to be with at Christmas time?” – Ooooh snap!