Evie, calling Florence on her nail clippers: “Florence wasn’t there, so I left her a message. Her message is, ‘After the tone.'”
(She likes to use this big pair of nail clippers like a phone because it flips open like a flip phone)

“When Oliver’s bigger he might have autism or not. ‘Cause you know why? We got a book from autism from the library.”

::Sara comes into the room::
Evie: “I don’t think I did something naughty.”
Eventually, Evie took Sara to where she had hidden her credit card in an Elmo container, behind her chair.

Me: “I saw a boy with his soccer outfit at the farmer’s market.”
Evie: “Perhax they came right from soccer.”