Me: “Well, we don’t always get what we want.”
Evie: “You and mommy?”

Evie: “Do I have to keep my socks on? Is it the law?”

After soccer practice, we were watching the big kids (adults and teens) play a soccer tournament. Evie asked, “Will they get butterfly stamps too?”

Sara: “Throw up in the toilet, like mommy!”
Instructions that immediately made sense to Evie, even in her sickened state. She was 3 for 3.

Me: “What number is two ones?”
Evie: “I don’t know, what?”
Me: “You know! What number is it?”
Evie: “I don’t know.” ::whispering to me:: “Say eleven!”