I actually tried this to be sure it was true. If you type “why wont” into Google, it will list you the top search terms. And the top search term is…well, I will let the image speak for itself:
By the way, am I the only person who noticed “why won’t god heal amputees” on the list as well?
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Shane Halbach 
DAMN.
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I assume you’ve seen the suggestions for “What are”
It’s amazing how much effort people have put into keeping it at the top of the list, since I’d not heard of it before. I found it by accident when I was seriously looking for something else.
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Ha, no I hadn’t seen that. For the curious, much in the same vein, the top suggestion for “what are” is ‘What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!’
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Do you think its like 3 really determined people asking in sheer frustration? Or a bunch of people who were just curious.
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Good point! I’d like to imagine it is the 3 frustrated people. The scenario that plays out in my head is someone who has been trying and trying for so long and finally says, “Maybe the Internet has the answers I need!”
That’s kind of the same narrative I imagine for the person who found my blog searching for ‘how to explain a picture to a dead rabbi’
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Try “why are” there has to be someone out there typing these in over and over again to make this happen or someone at Google got bored.
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