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What I’m Reading: (InteractiveReader Edition)

So titled because it covers not one but two YA books! And InteractiveReader is certainly the best (*ahem* only) such blog that I read.

I am just over half way through Life as We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer, and I already have to blog about it. If I remember correctly, this book was actually recommended to me by two people independently: Jackie and Barb (Do you want a link somewhere?) So when the two most qualified book suggesters I know both come up with the same idea for me, I thought I better take them up on it. And they were sooooo right!

I am a sucker for end of the world stories, I don’t really know why exactly. But this was a little bit different. An asteroid hits the moon moving its orbit slightly closer to Earth, affecting the tides, etc. It was interesting how this was sort of a slow decent into chaos over the course of months instead of the instant disaster usually associated with the zombie apocalypse. For example, in this book food is a big issue and it slowly runs out over time (well, slowly for some, faster for others). In the case of a zombie apocalypse, most people die pretty fast leaving a decent amount of food lying around. Since I don’t usually read YA, having a teenage girl as the main character was sometimes annoying. I could do with out the boy talk, day-dreaming about figure skaters, etc., but that being said the choice of narrators did make it interesting. For example, going alone into a lawless town was a big concern, whereas growing up as a boy it’s not something I even really think about.

I would definitely recommend this book. I would listen to the audio book in the car on the way home from work and I would get so absorbed that it would take me a little while to snap out of it when I got home, like I would have to remember that we don’t need to conserve food, or that we could just go to the store and get things if we wanted them. I already have the pseudo-sequel the dead and the gone lined up for when this is done, which is sort of a retelling of the same disaster from a totally different viewpoint (for example, New York city instead of small town PA).

Before Life as We Knew It, I read Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.

I like vampire books. I have spent a lot more time reading about, thinking about, and watching movies about vampires than I ever have about zombies, and yet nobody ever accuses me of being obsessed with them. Maybe that is because everybody knows that vampires aren’t real as opposed to the zombie menace. I don’t know. But either way, I am inclined to look favorably on the subject matter.

So my review of this book is:  Eh. ::shrug:: I know this is a really well known, well selling book with a lot of hype, but I’m not sure why. The characters are likeable, and they better be since the vast majority of the book is setting them up. I have to admit that the book gets interesting once some action kicks in, you know, right at the very end. It ended well enough that I will get the next one in the series.

I don’t know, to be fair I’m not exactly the target audience. I can only take so much high school melodrama and staring into someone’s eyes and thinking about how beautiful they are. If I have to have one more description of someone’s eyes…sheesh. It was worth a read, but I don’t know that I would recommend it to anybody unless maybe they were a teenage girl. But then there aren’t a lot of them asking me for book recommendations.

The strange thing is that reading the book made me more likely to see the movie. They always have to cut a lot of things from books to make them into movies and in this case it would probably help the story. I can certainly think of a few “longing glance” scenes that could go.

What I’m Watching:

Synecdoche, New York. Anybody who tells you this is a good movie is lying to you. Either they want you to waste a lot of time on this horrible movie, or they are lying to themselves. In the second case, they might not realize they are fooling themselves, but even still they are only telling you to watch it so that you know how sophisticated and smart they are, which isn’t very nice. I don’t know why they don’t like you; you’ll have to figure that out on your own. 

I like all of his other movies, but world? Charlie Kaufman played a joke on us with this one.

What I’m Listening to:

“Jenny Says” by Cowboy Mouth. Do people know this song? I can’t remember if this was on the radio or if we just listened to it. I also like “How Do You Tell Someone” if you’re looking for another good one.

Woody Harrelson gets attacked by zombies

And apparently often, since he mistakes regular people for zombies. Although, something tells me it’s not the first time he has mistakenly think he was being attacked by zombies. Which leads to the obvious question, if a zombie ate Woody Harrelson, would he get high? And should Matthew Mcconaughey be on the lookout for the undead?

Last Thursday I was in D.C. for a software demo and two funny things happened. First off, right as we were about to begin loud sirens began blaring over the phone and a voice announced “Emergency, emergency! Please exit the building!” as if there were some kind of bomb scare or something. I think the guy was trying to tell us that he would call back when he could, but since we couldn’t hear him over the sirens, he just stayed on the phone forever with this message repeating endlessly. I guess it’s not like he went to the bathroom during the demo, but it certainly was interesting.

The second thing that was funny was this guy was giving his part of the presentation and it was B  o  r  i  n  g with a capital B. Everybody was doing the heavy eye, head-bob thing trying to stay awake. Suddenly he stopped talking and then said, “Hold on. My computer fell asleep.” My co-worker almost imploded trying not to laugh. Apparently even technology is not immune to his monotone voice.

I don’t know where she gets this stuff from, but how did I end up with a daughter who asks for her ear drops to be put in her ear and the thing she is most excited about from her Easter basket is her Elmo Toothbrush. She made out pretty good from the whole Easter thing, as Sara said, “She got as much as a normal person should get for Christmas.”

Test your Zombie Skills

See if you can Survive the Outbreak. Basically you watch little minute long clips of a movie and then you make a choice, driving the plot of the movie. Here’s the thing, I died. Constantly. Which is obviously rediculous considering I am widely known to be one of the foremost zombie experts.

I have some complaints about the way the whole thing is set up. Just like in a choose your own adventure, you might die from something that has nothing to do with what action you took. For example, you might choose to eat the ham sandwhich and then a stray bullet hits you. But that had nothing to do with your choice to eat the ham sandwhich! You couldn’t have known at the time of the choice that bullets were going to start raining through the kitchen table. So it is rather arbitrary, and not actually a very good test of your zombie survival skills.

Luckily, also like choose your own adventure, you can go back and pick a different path, although many of them end up going down the same path ultimately.

All that being said, it was actually well done. The film itself was actually done better than many full length zombie movie’s I’ve seen (i.e. Biker Zombies from Detroit).

Link courtesy Ben.

P.S. Writing this post made me stumble on a lot of old choose your own adventure stuff, and man oh man did I love those books! Just seeing the covers brought back a lot of memories. You can check out their official site here.

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Helping the world, one zombie victim at a time

Yesterday someone found my blog using the search term “zombie solution stuck in a building”.  I would like to think that person found what they were looking for here on my blog.

Holy cow, it just struck me, someone trapped in a building by a zombie was furiously scouring the Internet for a way out! 

PHASE TWO EVERYBODY, PHASE TWO!

Chicago Zombie

Well the first item in zombie news today, Michael Jackson’s Thriller is going to be turned into a musical.  I think this is great news!  It has all the elements of a good musical; great music, neat costumes, elaborate dance sequences.  Plus, anything that allows me to hear Thriller more is a plus.

So, the other day I happened upon a website that seemed right up my alley: Chicago Zombie.  The have all sorts of zombie news, Chicago zombie get togethers, etc. such a pub crawls where everybody dresses up like a zombie.  Brilliant!

And then my zombie news went weirdly circular when MegDesk posteda zombie themed post which mentioned  Død Sno, a zombie / Nazi movie which is Norway’s entrant into the Sundance Film Festival.  Well, I saw a preview for said movie on Chicago Zombie, and I must say it looks even more awesome than I could have imagined:

Finally, Meg also sent me a link the other day on how to hack those flashing message street signs.  Of course, what more important message could you possibly send other than:

 

Well, it looks like someone took them up on their instructions, since I saw this today, out of Austin Texas.  Their messages were things like “Caution! Zombies Ahead!” which I like and “Zombies in Area! Run!” which I don’t like because to me it is funnier when it is phrased the way those street signs are usually phrased.  And “Nazi Zombies Ahead!” doesn’t even make sense, other than to make this post even more weirdly inter-related.

But hey, I’m not out committing crimes for zombie related jokes, so who am I to judge?