Why “Handlebars” is the best song

I know this is an old song. So sue me.

Handlebars sounds like vintage Eminem, except instead of racism and spousal abuse, it has SCIENCE!

Aside from being catchy, the thing I like about the song is the story it tells without actually telling the story. In the beginning, achievement is met with childlike wonder. He’s proud of his ability to ride a bike with no handlebars, or take apart a remote control. His ambition is to make a comic book with his friends. Everything is so simple, but he’s happy.

However, as he goes along, the pride kind of changes into something else. Rather than being proud of what he’s accomplished, each new advance leads into a hunger for more; more mountains to climb, more feats to accomplish, more power and privilege, and more people to subjugate. The more he can do, the more his ambition grows.

As the song intensifies, it drives us forward along with him, and we see how it evolves, one tiny step at a time. He consistently describes himself as happy, but the tone towards the end betrays him. Science lets us make a vaccine that can save millions, but human nature allows us withhold that vaccine. Science lets us split a molecule for power, but human nature turns it into a bomb.

Technology is great, but if we use all that power to guide a missile by satellite, then what use is it? Is that really what the boy riding his bike with no handlebars aspired to? Though it was a journey of a thousand steps, is he really happy with where he ended up?

Despite nothing in the song being futuristic, I think this is a science fictional writer’s song. It struggles with the same things science fiction struggles with: technology and how it causes a sensawunda, how it changes people, how it shapes the human race, and how it can be used for both good and evil.

I highly recommend you give it a listen.

Bad Lip Reading

Football players have a bad reputation for not being the sharpest crayons in the box, possibly from taking too many hits to the head. That reputation is clearly unfounded. Let’s let the players themselves respond in (I assume) their own words:

I am literally crying at work I’m laughing so hard.

(Bonus link for more bad lip reading!)

Link via Sylvain

The Bead Chain Experiement

Alright you guys, this is cool.

It’s a little bit difficult to explain, but you know those little beads on a chain, like maybe you’d see as the cord of a lightbulb? It turns out they have some pretty crazy, almost supernatural looking, properties.

It’s easier to show than to try to explain, but once the beads get going, they continue to go until the jar is empty, shooting into the air as if they’re propelled, or almost like gravity has been reversed.

It’s definitely worth watching the video, which also includes slow motion footage.

Mind, blown.

Little Girls

Evie performing one of her favorite songs from Annie. I think it would make an excellent audition tape.

(I should also mention that she’s never actually seen Annie, so any body language is her own.)

Father’s Day 2013

For father’s day, Sara and the kids surprised me with a video. I knew they were up to something, mostly because Evie was bouncing in her seat with excitement for a few days before, but I definitely didn’t suspect a video. It was rather unfortunate that we were staying at my grandma’s house with others, because I bawled like a baby through multiple viewings (followed by a couple of aftershock crying jags in the shower, which were at least private).

Obviously this means a lot more to me than to you, gentle reader, but it’s just so wonderful. There are so many little details that are just absolutely perfect (and believe me, I’ve watched it many, many times, so I should know), and I can appreciate the time it took to sort through all the pictures and videos. It absolutely could not be more perfect.

Thank you Sara, there’s nothing better you could have given me!