Sometimes you eat the bar…

…and sometimes the bar eats you…

…and sometimes the bar is very, very hungry…

…and sometimes the bar is underwater…

…and sometimes the bar has big sharp teeth and fins and scary, dead eyes…

…you see where I’m going with this…

…I’m being eaten by a shark, please send help.

Whither the money, Lebowski?

How many times have you asked yourself, “What if my favorite movie of all time was written by Shakespeare? How would that turn out?” Well, I guess it depends on your favorite movie. But if your favorite movie is the Big Lebowski like me, wonder no more. I give you: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.

It is a lot of fun to find your favorite quotes and see how they translate. For example, “He pee’d on your rug Dude” becomes, “And in most miserable tide did this rogue besmirch it.”

Here are some other examples to wet your whistle:

“I am the Knave, called the Knave. Or His Knaveness, or mayhap Knaver, or mayhap El Knaverino, in the manner of the Spaniard, if brevity be not in thy soul nor wit. A Knave by any other name would abide just as well.”

[Alarums. Enter OLIVER and the two NIHILISTS, bearing a marmot]
Forsooth! This be a place
Of residence, and much a private place.—
O excellent marmot!

Post your favorites in the comments.

Lebowski Fest ’08

Lebowski Fest ’08 is being held in Chicago!
Unlimited bowling, White Russians, Creedence cover band, screening of the movie, what have you.

What more could you want?

The most amazing thing to me is some of the costumes from past events.  There is no character from the movie too obscure that someone hasn’t dressed as them.  Also check out some of the past events such as tossing out the ringer full of dirty undies or throwing a coffee mug at the Dude’s head!