Tentacle Pot Pie

Happy Halloween!

Just in case you need a last minute food idea, try the tentacle pot pie.

Not only does it look cool, but it seems really, really easy (I haven’t tried it).

Link via Sara (who would absolutely just die if I didn’t give her credit…jeez, get your own blog)

Real Life Ghost Stories

Since my mom sold the house, I think it is safe to share these stories. Just in time for Halloween, these are real, honest-to-goodness ghost stories that happened to me or my family growing up in our house.

Let me just give a little background here. That house was haunted, no two ways about it. I used to be in my bedroom upstairs, and I would hear people downstairs, talking, walking around, etc. So I would go downstairs to see who was home and nobody would be there. Also, the basement creeped me out to no end. I was mostly terrified of the place. If you saw our basement, you would think I was crazy. It was a nice, finished basement, nice carpet, a bathroom with a shower, nice furniture, etc. It doesn’t make any sense. Therefore, I can only attribute it to a malevolent supernatural entity that wished me harm.

So, without further ado, here are 3 specific examples:

  1. The walls bleed. We never actually saw them bleed, but there were stains on the wall that would sort of start as if blood had welled out of the wall, and then the drop ran down until it ran out of liquid. Just one fat, red drop, here and there. I’ve heard all sorts of explanations as to why this could be, but none of them ever made sense to me. One common explanation was that pipes in the walls are bleeding water, and it is either rusty or just looks red. However, that room was the attic later converted over to a bedroom, and there wasn’t any reason there should be plumbing up there, because there was no running water.
  2. I once saw a man who didn’t exist. Growing up, people usually went to bed pretty early around my house. It was pretty common for me to be the last one up, because I had my nose stuck in a book that I couldn’t put down. In my room there was a little window seat by one of the other windows. At that time, I had my bed pushed into the little nook, with the window seat as my night stand at the head of the bed. When I realized that it was pretty late, I turned around and reached over my head to turn off the light. You know how when the light is on inside, but it’s dark outside, the window turns into a mirror? At the foot of my bed stood a tall man looking at me. He was neither smiling or frowning, just sort of looking at me somberly. Of course I flipped around as fast as I could, but there was nobody there. Aside from the fact that he disappeared, there was nobody awake in my house, and nobody in my family is that tall.
  3. My brother was nearly dragged off to hell. Of all the creepy parts of the basement, none was creepier than the back room. This room contained the laundry area, a workbench and a pantry where we stored canned food. I don’t know why this part was particularly creepy, but you’ll just have to take my word for it. So my mom sent my brother downstairs to get something from the pantry. Naturally he was scared, but he got the food. The lights back there weren’t on a switch, but were instead on those little pull strings. To avoid being in the dark any longer than he had to, he decided to get a running start and pull the string as he went past, once he got up to full speed. He started running and pulled the light. Right at that moment, something from under the workbench grabbed his leg. Shrieking and kicking, he pulled himself free and dove out of the room. Behind him he heard terrible crashing. He kept running until he got upstairs to my mom where he huddled at her feet, crying. When she finally got him to explain what had happened, she decided to take him downstairs to show him that he was just being silly. When they got into the back room, there were things from the workbench lying everywhere. The bench itself was pretty high, so it is unlikely he would have knocked things off, but he especially couldn’t reach the shelves which went all the way to the ceiling. He was pretty small and there’s simply no way he could have gotten some of those things down.

Anybody else have any good stories? My friend Jeremy has a good one about a teddy bear balloon that tried to swallow his soul once, maybe he’ll pop on and leave it in the comments. (I still remember it like it was yesterday, even though it must have been more than 10 years ago when he told me, but it’s his story to tell.)

Skeleton Driving a Car

Okay, now here is something  that would be even weirder to see than a goat on a trampoline. A skeleton driving a car.

Basically, a guy got a European car, with the steering wheel on the passenger side, and rigged it up such that you couldn’t see that he was driving it. Instead you could only see the skeleton sitting in what you would assume was the driver’s seat, complete with a fake steering wheel. Then he drove it around on Halloween to freak people out. It’s pretty effective, there’s no way you could avoid a double take.

Go watch the video, it’s pretty cool.

Link via Urban Prankster

Halloween Link Wrap-up

I realize it is after Halloween, and I kind of missed the boat on some of this stuff. But I’m not saving it until next year, so I need to clean these out.

Check out this recipe for a creepy, edible “meat hand“:

The finger nails and bone sticking out of the back are onions. Most of the rest of it is like a meatloaf with cheese melted on top.

Link via InteractiveReader (on twitter)

Second off, check out this geeky pumpkin wrap up over on MegDesk.

Third, check out this clip from NPR Science Friday, that discusses important research into zombies and how their brains work. (The audio is about 15 minutes)

Link via my mother-in-law, who actually called me on the phone to tell me I should be listening to it live.

Finally, I know a lot of you readers are big Wizard of Oz fans, so I give you this:

Link via PlanetDan.

Halloween – everything we hoped and more

It was a good weekend. Evie really got into the Halloween experience. I wasn’t sure if she was going to be a little too young to understand or appreciate things, but I don’t think she was. She was a little shy with saying “Trick-or-treat!” and she often forgot to say, “Thank you!” or she would mumble it to Sara or I after she had already turned away. But she caught on really quick to holding her bucket up and getting a piece of candy.

We went to a certain street in our neighborhood that is known to be a little crazy about Halloween, drawing people from all over the city. Every story I heard about the place was totally true, and we were done by 5:30. I can only imagine how crazy it would be by 6:30 or 7. My mom kept saying, “This is like a movie!” It was pretty crazy, but it was a lot of fun to be around so many people who were really into the spirit of things. There were lots of displays in yards, people dressed up, and spooky decorations, but these people really took it to the next level. One of my favorite things was a giant spider rigged 20 feet overhead with a pulley system, so it could drop down on unsuspecting people. I also remember a giant plastic knife that was rigged out on a rope, so it could go flying across the street through the air as if possessed.

There were some houses that Evie thought were too scary to go to. There was a giant spider suspended over a door that Evie refused to walk under, even though she confided to Sara, “It’s not real.” Another person in a mask took her by surprise and she just froze in place, refusing to move until the person dangled some M&M’s for her. Sara and I agreed that M&Ms were probably the only thing that could have gotten her to go any closer.

But overall, Evie had a blast. My mom remarked that Evie would probably be playing “trick-or-treat” for quite some time to come. I think we didn’t do too bad either, considering we convinced her to stop in the middle and eat a banana. I doubt any of the other parents had such luck.

Other than that, it was a pretty quiet weekend. We dealt with the time change (though I never found a suitable hour to re-live) and we did some getting ready for the impeding winter, including packing our grill off to storage and removing the tomato cages from the garden. Yesterday was officially the last day for the garden, and I expect it will either be demolished immediately, or sit tantalizingly empty forever, just out of reach. It is possible that we could get another plot in some other garden elsewhere, but I am sort of drained about the whole garden thing, so we might just sit it out. We’ll see.

Finally, we found the time to hit up our favorite breakfast spot, Yolk. Everything was delicious, as usual. But the interesting thing was that my mom ordered the “South Beach” and it was something to see. People were literally turning their heads as it was carried through the restaurant. That might have been because it looked like perhaps my mom was the Don Corleone of the fruit mafia, and she had just ordered someone to bring her the head of the Chiquita Banana lady.

The South Beach consists of half of an entire pineapple, on its side, piled high with granola, strawberries, orange slices, and other fruit. This stuff is literally overflowing off the top and piling up on the surrounding plate. After my mom ate all she could, we cut off the top and bottom and still couldn’t fit it in the largest to-go box they had. It was worth ordering, just to see the thing.

Unfortunately, the picture I took on my camera phone doesn’t really do it justice, so you’ll just have to imagine it.