Sara: “What kind of laundry detergent do you use?”
Anna: “All. Why?”
Sara: “You smell like all the clothes I got from Goodwill.”

That’s probably not a compliment.

Evie: “I love you so much, even when I say I don’t.”

What a sweetheart!

Evie: “I know what I want to be next year for Halloween. I want to be daddy!”
Me: “Aw, thanks honey.”
Evie: “I’m going to kill you and wear your skin.”

Er…then again, maybe not.