Vacation Part I – Camping

Our vacation got off to a bad start.

When we left our house the car had a little trouble starting, but I promptly forgot about it. After all, Sara had been driving the car just that morning and she hadn’t had any trouble. Unfortunately though, it did mean something after all and after stopping at a highway oasis to use the bathroom, the car wouldn’t start again. They didn’t have any jumper cables inside and they told me to call the highway patrol for a jump. While waiting for them to show up, I didn’t have anything to do except try and eventually it started. It actually worked out pretty good. We called a relative to find a repair shop further up the road and we were in an out in less than an hour. They said the battery was “older than dirt” and they were surprised I hadn’t had trouble before this. They even fixed my headlight while they were at it. It was probably more convenient than if it would have happened while at home.

So we got to the campsite a little later than expected, but not too much worse for the wear. It was kind of a weird place. First off, it was completely flat with no trees whatsoever. Standing on our campsite we could see all the other campsites, minus those blocked by all the big honking motor homes (which was like all of them). Second off, the camp store had the largest selection of booze I have ever seen outside of an actual liquor store. I mean, it’s one thing to allow drinking in your camp and quite another to stock it 4 deep on the shelves. Third, the place was packed and yet it was…empty. Other than the two tent campers next to us, the entire campsite was silent after nightfall. From every motor home came the flicker of T.V. I just can’t quite fathom why people would even bother going camping if it’s going to be like that. It also rained a little, but it didn’t really effect much; we had time in the morning to let the sun dry everything out before we left.

On Saturday we went to the actual reunion. It was great, as usual. The food was good (especially Grandma’s rhubarb crisp!), it was fun to visit with family, we ended up with some embroidered towels from the raffle and Evie enjoyed the horse drawn wagon rides (she took a few). The weather was very odd. Every 10 minutes it would switch between sunny and hot and rainy and cold as if someone was flipping a switch. Every time it got sunny I was itching to put up the tent, but Sara wouldn’t let me. Her brilliant plan worked to perfection because by the time we finally put up the tent, we missed the rain entirely.

The next day we took our usual yearly trip to the Waupaca Camping Park. This place is really great; they have a lot of cabins and nice tent sites, they are very clean, they have a nice playground and they have a heated pool. The campsites are laid out nicely with lots of trees, etc. We did some hiking, the highlight of which was seeing an enormous turtle, at least two feet long counting the tail, sunning on a rock. We went to a very strange place named the Animal Haven Zoo. It wasn’t really a zoo so much as a series of connected pens. You never knew what you were going to find, one minute you’d be feeding goats, the next minute you’d be checking out some lions. It was way better than I was expecting and I would definitely recommend it. Buy the animal food too, it is well worth $1. They also had a surprisingly nice gift shop.

One day while running around the campsite, Evie fell down and skinned her knee and smashed her face on the pavement. We felt really bad, especially knowing that she was going to have a mark on her cheek in all of her birthday pictures. She wasn’t too concerned though, she was more upset about having to put on a band-aid than anything. Other than that we did all the regular camping stuff; smores, pudgie pies, hot dogs and brats, and more rain. It actually rained 5 out of 7 days that we camped, but the only day it was really a problem was on Thursday when we were getting ready to leave. We were already getting puddles in our tent and everything was soaked by the time we got it into the car. By the time we were ready to go, I was really ready to be home. Evie had a great time and really was an angel. She even slept well!

All in all a very nice vacation!

2nd Birthday

Today’s the day, our big girl is 2!  I can’t believe how much she’s changed in the last year. Here’s to 200 more!

A smarter way to wake up

There are a lot of cool alarm clocks out there. Maybe they just look cool or retro or maybe they do something crazy or unique when they go off. Sara has a Moonbeam alarm clock, which starts blinking a light before the actual alarm goes off, to wake you up more “gently”.
I say “gently” because when it is dark in the room, a huge flashing light is just about as jarring as the actual alarm. But I digress.

So there are clocks that try to be a little more gentle waking you up, but now there is an even cooler clock out there, one that actually improves your sleeping. Basically how this thing works is that you wear a head band while you sleep and that head band wirelessly sends information back to the alarm about your brain waves. You can then plug this into a computer and get print outs and graphs about how your sleeping schedule is working for you and even tips about how to improve things.

But here’s where it gets really cool. A tip a sleep doctor gave me about sleeping is that if you feel tired when you wake up, try waking up 30 minutes earlier. This is counter-intuitive obviously, but moving your alarm time might catch you in a lighter sleep cycle, which would make you feel more rested when you wake up.  So, with this clock, you can set the alarm so that if it detects you are in a light sleep cycle and it is almost time to wake up, it will go ahead and wake you up. That way, it avoids waking you up in a deep cycle which would leave you feeling groggy.

That is some pretty sweet technology at work. Is it worth $400? I don’t know. The article kind of indicates that it might fix your sleep simple because you’re like, “I’m not wasting $400 without some results!” so you actually do all the things you know you should be doing anyway.

People actually said this stuff

There was a great article listing things that people actually said during job interviews. They’re all pretty good, but I’ve listed some of my favorites:

What are your hobbies and interests?

“[He said] ‘Well, as you can see, I’m a young, virile man and I’m single — if you ladies know what I’m saying.’ Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, ‘I particularly like blondes.'”

Do you have any questions?

“If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?”

Why are you leaving your current job?

“I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes.”

What are your weaknesses?

“I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you.”

“I am an alcoholic and do not deserve this job.”

“I’m really not a big learner. You know … some people love learning and are always picking up new things, but that’s just not me. I’d much rather work at a place where the job is pretty stagnant and doesn’t change a lot.”

Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it

“I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement.”

Random Responses

“Wow — I’m not used to wearing dress shoes! My feet are killing me. Can I show you these bloody blisters?”

“May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night.”

Fancy Fast Food

Just because you’re eating fast food, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be fancy. I think the website describes it best:

These photographs show extreme makeovers of actual fast food items purchased at popular fast food restaurants. No additional ingredients have been added except for an occasional simple garnish.

Basically, they take food from a fast food restaurant and convert that food into something that looks amazing, with step by step directions along the way. I can’t speak for the taste, but the look is amazing. You would never guess the origins of the dishes.

Before

Before

After

After

I don’t think I’m really up for trying any of these, I think I’d rather just have the fast food. But if anybody does try one out, let me know!