Canvas on Demand

We recently bought a Groupon for half off a “wrapped canvas” picture from Canvas on Demand. Basically, this is where the picture is wrapped around a frame, so the sides are thick, but you don’t need a frame. We wanted to get a large version of the “train tracks” picture that I’m using as the header of the blog. In fact, we ended up upgrading to 20×30, which cost a little extra on top of what we paid for the Groupon.

It turned out fantastic! But that is not why I’m recommending the company, per say.

We had a lot of difficulty sizing the picture. First off, the canvas wasn’t exactly the same dimensions as the picture. Second off, because the picture is wrapped around the frame, it was difficult to determine exactly how much space to leave to account for the wrapping. This was especially difficult because my outstretched hand comes very close to the picture on one side, so we didn’t want that to get wrapped around the edge.

After fumbling around for hours trying to get it right, we eventually just sort of threw our hands up. It said on their website there was a special technique they could do to stretch the edges of the picture for the wrapped sides, and that they would do the cropping if you left explicit instructions. So we just submitted it to them, gave them instructions on what we wanted to see, and crossed our fingers.

This is the sort of thing that makes me very nervous. I like to see a preview. I like to know that everything is exactly right before committing anything. This was especially true in this case, since it is a *huge* picture, so any minor error was going to be magnified, and it was a significant expense. And you know how these things usually go: some clock-puncher who’s just grinding out his 40 chops off the hand and prints it, not caring how it looks. Or maybe some glitchy computer program decides on the best configuration, without anybody looking it over.

We never heard back from them or saw any kind of preview. So when the picture arrived, I practically tore open the box to see how it came out. They did it perfectly! A human being obviously looked at it, understood what we wanted, and made it so. Sadly, this is noteworthy in this day and age.

So we are very pleased with our picture. It is decently pricey, but if you consider how much it would have cost to have the picture blown up and then custom framed, it is actually very cost effective (custom framing is expensive!).

If anybody is looking to get something like this, I’d recommend these guys (though you already missed out on the groupon…sorry!)

Travelin’ Man

I have been traveling a lot lately.

In the past few weeks, I have spent 3 days in Detroit, 1 day in Indianapolis, 4 days in D.C., and another day in Indy. Detroit and D.C. were for work, and they were a little rough. It was hard for me to be away from the kids, and (somewhat ironically) it was hard for Sara to be stuck with the kids (though Anna did come and help her get through the week when I was in D.C.).

On the weekend in between, I hit up a bachelor party (congrats Chad!) and played paintball at White River Paintball. It was definitely the coolest place I have ever played! They have some really awesome courses, including one with derelict cars and house trailers and two story buildings, and another that replicates Omaha Beach, including a shipping container “drop boat” that opens up into the teeth of bunker fire. The place was huge and busy, but very well run, and we never had to wait for a course.

Of course, the following weekend we were back to Indy again to see Rachael get her Masters’ degree (congrats Rachael!). We just went for the day, and we experienced some of the most inept parking garage management I have ever seen. An hour and a half sitting in the parking garage, unable to move! We almost spent more time stuck in the parking garage than the actual graduation ceremony! And at the end of it, there were actually cops directing traffic, and doing a terrible job. Oh well.

Sometime in there we also managed to plant the garden. It was super hot and sweaty the day before (85 degrees), but the temperature dropped precipitously in 24 hours, so we ended up doing it in a light drizzle, freezing our butts off in 46 degree weather! Evie and Oliver had to sit in the car because it was too cold.

Last year we had 6 tomato plants, so this year we decided to do 8. However, after we got them planted, we went to the farmer’s market and saw a Mortgage Lifter, which is our favorite variety. So we decided to squeeze *one more* tomato in, bringing us to 9. I should mention though, that really one of them is actually a tomatillo, not really a tomato.

In addition, we have lettuce, basil, strawberries, an eggplant (hopefully as good as the one last year), a jalapeno, and 3 red peppers. We have also constructed a pyramid over the strawberries for beans to climb. This will do double duty, saving us space in the garden by not having the beans taking up extra room, and also providing a little shade to the strawberries. Unfortunately we lost the bean seeds, so we haven’t actually planted them yet. The strawberries have around 20 flowers or so, so we’re looking forward to getting a slightly bigger crop this year!

I mentioned that we hit up the farmer’s market. It was the first weekend of the year, and the rain and cold temperatures didn’t leave anybody thrilled with the opening. I’m very excited that it’s back, and they’ve added some new booths for this year. Evie is excited too and is insisting on getting her basket moved from her tricycle to her balance bike.

So I think the traveling is over for a while. Hopefully we can get into more of a routine as the summer rolls along. Hopefully there will actually be a summer this year, considering it is the middle of may and it’s getting down in the mid-30’s tonight!

Quote Monday confirms what we always thought

::Evie listening with a stethoscope for a long time on Sara’s chest::
Evie: “Yep, you have no heart.”

Evie: “My throat is bleeding, so I have to drink lots of water.” – In other words, she had a sore throat. I think that’s a pretty good description; that’s actually kind of exactly how it feels!

Evie, mumbling after being awakened out of a deep sleep: “I want to have another dream!”

::Oliver gurgling his milk::
Evie: “I like the way you drink, mister!”

Quote Monday is not the answer

Evie: “Why can’t I [wash my stuffed animal’s paws]?”
Me: “Because.”
Evie: “Because is not an answer.”

Evie: “Dandelions are weeds??” – She couldn’t have been more surprised about this. As far as she’s concerned, they’re about the most beautiful bouquet one can have.

Evie: “For Mother’s Day, I think we should have a cake. For breakfast.”
Sara: “I think that’s called ‘Daughter’s Day’.”

Evie: “Miss Laura said we should give mommy a big hug on Mother’s Day, but she’s not the boss of our family!”

The case of the disappearing web traffic

In general, the traffic on my blog has had a generally upwards trend since I started keeping track of such things in October 2008. There are a few ups and downs, and a couple of specific spikes which I was able to explain.

However, starting in December 2010 there was a huge dip in traffic, after which it has gone continually down. Last month I had less traffic than I have ever had since January 2009, when I started blogging every day. This month will be lower yet.

Anecdotally, despite the statistics, it seemed like roughly the same number of people were reading. I had about the same numbers of comments, and the same number of people sighing and saying “I read it on your blog!” when I launch into a story.

I should specify that I don’t do this for the traffic, per say. But as a blogger, you can’t help but look at the statistics and say, “What did I do to drive them away? What am I doing wrong?”

Sara has been listening to me complain about this for months, but then she finally gave me the clue that I needed to figure it out:

“Are you getting as many random searches as you used to get?”

As a matter of fact, I had noticed that I had not. I usually keep a running list of funny searches people used to get to my blog, and I hadn’t had anything to add to that in months. But I had never connected that to the decrease in traffic before.

Once I figured that out, I connected the dots and realized that I had moved to shanehalbach.com in mid-November 2010, right before the big traffic drop in December. I don’t know how that never occurred to me before, but it made perfect sense: my web-rank went down.

Not to be too technical, but search engines have sophisticated algorithms to decide which search results are most likely what their searches are looking for. Websites that have a high “web-rank” are returned at the top of search results. Spam websites, or new websites with no authority or popularity are ranked lower, since it is less likely that someone searching for something is actually looking for them. So in a sense, the rich truly get richer; the more traffic you get and the more people link to your website, the higher you return in the search results, so the more likely random people are to find your website.

By moving to a new domain, I was basically starting over again at 0.

Anybody who had previously linked to my site was now linked to my old site. And because wordpress.com is a well known, well reputed site who tries to keep out spammers, etc. I was previously benefiting from being associated with them (this was part of my confusion, since I’m still technically a part of wordpress.com, but apparently the search engines don’t see it that way). I also lost other traffic that was previously driven to me from inside of the wordpress network. From what I’ve seen online, this is all supposed to come back in a month or two after moving your site thanks to special web redirects that wordpress puts in place, but that obviously didn’t work for me. And I never would have guessed that so much of my traffic was due to my wordpress.com URL.

So the question is, knowing what I know now, was the move worth it?

I still think so. While I’m disappointed with less traffic, I’m not nearly as disappointed as I was when I thought that people were just getting disgusted with my blog and stopped reading it. I can’t really feel too bad that people searching for “clocks” don’t land my blog anymore. And obviously I don’t just do it for the traffic, since I would be (and was) blogging anyway, even if nobody is reading.

So if switching is going to take you down to 0, you might as well do it sooner, rather than later. This site is probably not destined to achieve much web rank anyway, since it is pretty random and not devoted to any single topic. In other words, it is relatively unlikely that someone who doesn’t know me would be interested in reading it.

So that’s it. Thanks for not abandoning me, even if I thought you had!