Portraits from the world beard championships

You know I’m not going to miss an article with a title like that!

Seriously, these are pretty great though. They range from the fantastic to the mundane.

The Fantastic

I like how they have themes, like the Sea Captain, the Lumberjack or the Old-Timey-riding-one-of-those-bicycles-with-a-huge-wheel-in-the-front guy(s).

The Captain
Old-Timey-riding-one-of-those-bicycles-with-a-huge-wheel-in-the-front guy

I like the commitment to the look: I’m not just going to grow the beard, I’m going to also captain a ship. The pictures themselves are good too, I like the plain background, washed-out-with-flash, no smile seriousness of these. A serious pose for the serious business of the world beard championships.

Wait a tick, did that article mention a show called Whisker Wars???

Link via Sylvain.

The Hunger Games

I recently finished reading the Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins.

I had heard a lot about this book, and I kind of got the impression this might be the “next big thing” now that they’re filming the movie and everything. So I randomly picked it up, and it was awesome.

(Side note, I am often picking the creme-de-la-creme, but it seems to me that I’m as likely, or even MORE likely, to enjoy a Young Adult (YA) book, than a so-called “adult book” (no, not that kind of adult book). Not sure if that says something about me, or about the quality of YA literature these days.)

Before we get started, let me just say that there will be spoilers later, but I will mark them. So if you don’t want spoilers, read until the spoiler alert and then stop.

The Hunger Games is set in a dystopian future where some kind of catastrophic war has half-destroyed the U.S., and it is now ruled by a despotic dictator in the corrupt, Roman-style “Capitol”. In order to punish the districts for their uprisings during the dark times, each district is required to send two “tributes”, children, who will fight to the death in an arena for the enjoyment of the masses.

I’m in.

The first book in the series is absolutely fantastic (I thought the second book was okay, and I didn’t like the 3rd, but that will be covered below in the spoilers). The book reminded me so much of a fantastic movie I saw years ago, called Battle Royale. For a second I was kind of annoyed at the similarities, but then I realized I loved that concept, and there was plenty of room in my heart for two stories about it.

Katniss Everdeen is a great protagonist. She’s smart, strong, competent, rebellious, and the consummate protector of the weak. I think the thing I liked about her the most is that she is a flawed hero, and she is aware of if. When Peeta or others care about her, she recognizes that she just can’t care about them the same way. She’s just not built that way. I thought that seemed very real. The romance in these books is very different than your traditional romance, very one sided (very different than, say, Twilight).

So that’s what I liked about the books. I would certainly recommend the first one, The Hunger Games, and even the second one, Catching Fire, which I thought was very good except for the ending. And then, of course, if you get that far you’re probably going to want to read Mockingjay as well, just for completeness. Overall a strong trilogy, and one I enjoyed.

*******************Okay kids, spoiler time!!********************

The problem I have with Catching Fire is the ending. I loved that they contrived a way to get them back into the arena, however, the ending just wasn’t very satisfying to me. A little too deus ex machina, with district 13 showing up to save Katniss with all this advanced technology. We knew there was something afoot, obviously (for example, Plutarch showing the mockingjay on his watch), but it was all just a little too tidy.

I guess the problem for me was that Katniss wasn’t really responsible for the ending. I like my protagonists to be, well, protagonists. In the first one, it was all her, and that’s part of what made her a great character. In the second one, all of this plotting, etc. is going on around her, and she’s completely unaware. Her role in the “true plot” of what was going on regarding the rebellion wasn’t very active.

That’s the perfect segue into the final book, because my main complaint about it is that Katniss and Peeta essentially become non-entities. The character of Peeta is literally removed from the story, and Katniss spends the whole time in some sort of psychological funk, stuck in district 13. Same for Finnick, who I thought was a really good character to come out of the second book. The three of them have almost no impact on the war whatsoever.

Even the one part that seemed a little more active, the assassination attempt on Snow, was a total waste of time. All the people who sacrificed their lives to get them to the mansion, and really they could have just sat behind the army and arrived at exactly the same time. It served absolutely no purpose, other than position Katniss to see the death of Prim (which could have happened anyway, if they would have just stormed the Capitol with the army). Remove it from the book entirely, and nothing is changed.

My other problem with book 3 was that I had a lot of trouble suspending my disbelief about the “defenses” of the Capitol. I understand Ms. Collins wanted to find a way to have Katniss entering an arena for the 3rd time, but it was very contrived. Never would a society protect itself almost exclusively with clever traps, regardless of the technology level. Can you imagine if Washington D.C. was protected by pods that would release killer bees of all things? Killer bees? Are you kidding me? That’s one thing when they’re used for entertainment against unarmed kids, but against an invading army? One of the main defenses was a complicated trap where the street folded up and there was a meat grinder hidden underneath! Sheesh.

The one thing Katniss accomplished in book 3 was to kill Coin. Even that, though, seemed like it could have been accomplished in some other manner. She was right to do it, but she never explained to anybody WHY she did it. They spent so much time talking about how much power Katniss had as the Mockingjay, and yet she never used it. I thought she was going to have a big speech to the crowd and use her power to bring Coin down. The arrow actually seemed anti-climactic.

So overall, I guess my criticism is: you have this great character, why not use her? Why take all of the power and decisions and action out of her hands?

5k

Over the weekend, Sara ran her first 5k. We’re very proud of her!

Evie, Ollie, and I were on hand to cheer her on. It was great, since the race was in our neighborhood, so we were able to walk there. Also, since it was such a short race, we hardly had time to eat a little snack before the runners started coming it.

There were lots of activities for the kids, such as some really professional face painting and balloons (oh, did I come to rue the day we saw those balloons).

Evie, or a butterfly?

Sara was a little nervous about the race, since she’d never run one before. Her goal was just to not embarrass herself, and to be able to run the entire time. Therefore, she was hoping to make it in under 40 minutes.

Well, she killed it. She finished well under 40 minutes (34:13 for the record), and when she was done, she wasn’t even winded.

Sara hotdogging it to the finish line, like she was out for a pleasant stroll

The morning started out pretty cold, but by the time the race finished, it was a beautiful day. Unfortunately, we had attended the Harvest Festival at Evie’s school the day before, and the kids were a little out of sorts. So we really payed for it at the race, which was too bad, because I was sad that it sort of put a pallor on Sara’s day. At one point I thought to myself, “Running the race has to be easier than dealing with the kids!” but then I quickly took it back, because I didn’t want to trivialize Sara’s accomplishment. However, even Sara agreed that running had been much easier than managing two tired, crying children!

The kids are so proud of their mama, can’t you tell?

At the end of the day (well, more like the beginning of the day), I was very proud of Sara. Not that she finished the race, since there wasn’t really much question of that by the time the race starts, but everything else that goes into it. Even just actually signing up for the race is a step more than a lot of people go. And lord knows I’m not signing up to run any races any time soon.

Sara’s already signed up for a 10k in November, so this is definitely not the last race. Also, Evie has been promised that she can run in the kid’s race next year, and she is ridiculously excited by this. She even wants to “train with mommy” for it (but only as long as there are no hills!) So maybe someday she will follow in her mother’s footsteps.

Congratulations Sara! You won the 5k for my heart! (Oh, I’m going to pay for that one…)

Life imitates art

Candlelight flickers as dishes of baked beets, pickled beans, fried tomatoes and garlic greens are passed around. The diners sit at benches along a rough-cut wooden table. A girl brings crusts of fresh-baked onion-and-cheese bread, still steaming from the oven. Songs and laughter fill the air. The eating and revelry continue until the diners begin to fall asleep where they sit.

Am I describing: A) a scene from a fantasy novel, or B) my dinner tonight.

Bonus clue: two crazed dwarves attended the feast.

You know the old saying…

When life hands you computer hutches, make puppet show theaters.