Sweet Cuppin Cakes

While Tony was here, we went to Molly’s Cupcakes twice to eat their delicious confections.  I have never even heard the Ron and Fez show, but Tony is a huge fan and apparently Molly’s Cupcakes is featured on the show.  Ron even has his own cupcake there.  You don’t exactly have to twist my arm to get me to eat delicious cupcakes.  We went once on Friday and then again on Sunday so he could get some to take home with him.  I can definitely say they were the best cupcakes I have ever eaten.  My favorite was the smores one, but they were all really good.  The cupcakes were like $3.50 each which I’ve seen some people online complaining about, but come on!  You can’t compare them to cupcakes you would make at home, you have to compare them to like a desert at a restaurant or something.  I guarantee you can’t get an equally delicious desert at a restaurant for $3.50.  Anyway, the owner was super nice.  Tony had me take his picture with him and when we came back on Sunday he totally remembered us and everything.  You can also sit on these little swing things and design your own cupcakes, but we didn’t do that.  So anyway, if you are in Lincoln Park you should definitely check the place out, you will not be disappointed!

On the other hand, boo to you city of Chicago!  We could not find the Metra station we were looking for in Millennium Park and the person in the Millennium Park Chicago Information booth DIDN’T KNOW WHERE IT WAS!  She gave us a map and said, “Hmm, it looks like it should be right here.”  Then she proceeded to use a highlighter on the ENTIRE BLOCK on the map.  Thanks so much!  5 minutes later we found a Policeman and asked him.  He said (in a completely sincere and not sarcastic voice), “Maybe you can find another officer who knows something.”  We ended up hoofing it over to the next station and buying our tickets just as the train was pulling up (no train for another hour and a half or so after that one) and ended up buying a more expensive one than we needed in the rush.  I can understand the cop not knowing; maybe it was his first day working that area or something.  But the Information Booth??  They serve no purpose other than to answer questions and they were apparently literally on top of the station.

City of Chicago, FAIL!

Train Robbers

So my friend Tony Vegas is visiting from Philadelphia and, just for fun, he decided to come by train.  I told him to keep me posted of all the events that happen on a train ride (robbed by bandits, fighting on top of the train, fighting a monster such that you have to release the caboose while the monster is on it, singing the blues at night with the hobos, meeting the engineer with the blue stripey outfit and red hankerchief, meeting the guys who shovel the coal into the boiler, etc.)  So, through the magic of his iPhone (which is actually even COOLER than the hype made it sound if you can believe that) he sent me constant Twitter-like updates from the train, which I will share with you now.  It’s almost like you yourself are on this journey across America.

9:21 AM – It begins
I’m standing at the train station in Wayne waiting for the ghetto septa train that will take me to 30th street station. I’ll probably be sending you emails all day to document all the train-top fights, etc. that I’ll no-doubt be witnessing today.

10:56 AM – Re: It begins
I’m sitting in Cosi at 30th street station using their free wifi while waiting for my grilled chicken parmesan sandwich. My train to DC boards at 12:50 and leaves at 12:58.

11:31 AM – Re: It begins
This is from my iPhone. I was going to bring my laptop, but decided last night not to bring it because it was an extra bag to carry and there wasn’t very much benefit.

The sandwich was pretty good, but kind of messy. The train station here is actually pretty nice. Right now I’m sitting in the first class lounge waiting for the chick at the desk to tell me when my train is ready to board. I’m listening to a Than and Sam podcast, which is a radio show on XM done by two of opie and Anthony’s producers.

12:20 PM – Re: It begins
Yep, that’s Sam alright. I have 16 Than and Sam podcasts, 1 Ron and Fez podcast, and 7 other random ones from the same channel on XM. About 10 hours of stuff in total. I’ll have to look at the site you sent me and see if I can download them directly onto here. I probably can.

I’m on the train now waiting to depart. There are only about 10 people in the business class car, out of about 30-35 seats. So it’s nice and quiet and roomy. I have lots of leg room and a good view out of the
train. Should be nice.

This leg is about 2 hours. I arrive in DC at 2:52 I think, but were running about 14 mins late.

12:32 PM – Wow
Just went past CHOP.

Peeing on a train is hard. I can’t imagine being a woman and having to sit on that tiny, urine soaked thing. Its not easy to stand there trying not to touch anything while trying not to fall over, while also trying to pee into a tiny toilet.

2:55 PM – DC
I just got onto my train in DC. The little room I have is nice. It should be comfortable. The only concern so far is that the people in the room next to me have two little kids who are probably going to be loud and whiny and annoying. Hopefully it won’t be bad.

I just sat down so I haven’t had a chance to start exploring the train yet. But the station here is pretty nice, for the most part. It looks pretty new and clean, and there’s a big mall as part of it. But in the 10 minutes I was walking around, I had a homeless guy ask me for money…just in case I was starting to forget that I’m in DC.

There was this place like right where I got off the train that was called Cookie Experience or something like that. And they had a sign up, three (giant) cookies for $4. And there’s me, looking for a snack. I’ll let you write your own end to this delicious story.

Oh, I also stopped at this place called “au bon pain” (something French like, good bread?) because they had lots of baked goods sitting on racks. I bought a bunch of stuff to snack on on the train, including some cookies, a corn muffin, and a chocolate croissant. This story is getting more delicious by the minute.

Anyway, I’m gonna go look around this place.

3:18 PM – Re:DC
Omg, a baby?? I was not aware of this. Hang on, I have to leap off the train real quick. Nah, I’m sure Evie is a perfectly-behaved little angel so I’m not worried. 🙂

I brought my digital camera with me and I’ll have plenty of pictures to show you when I get there.

We’re moving now and the dude is coming down the hall now taking dinner reservations. They sell booze in the lounge car so I can go get all liquored up after dinner.

4:07 PM – Lounging in the lounge car
I’m hanging out in the lounge car now. It’s really nice. There are these two guys nearby who are complete train dorks and are talking back and forth about the most obscure of train details.

I’m taking a bunch of videos on my camera because it makes it a lot easier to see what everything looks like and how big it is.

I have a dinner reservation at 6. I hope I don’t get seated with some weirdos.

4:21 PM – Man
Man, West Virginia is a shithole.

8:56 PM – I’m back
I was eating dinner for like 2 hours and then we were in hick western PA for a while and I had no signal. We’re scheduled to arrive in Pittsburgh like 2 hours from now. I’ll probably go to sleep at 12ish and get up around 6 for breakfast, if I can manage that.

I had dinner with a few interesting people: a guy in probably his late 50s who used to be in the coast guard, his ancient-ass mother, and this old British woman from Liverpool who immigrated to the US like 35 years ago. Dinner was steak (pretty good, considering I got it on a freaking train and all), and dessert was red velvet cake, which I never had before and was pretty good.

Now I’m sitting in the lounge car again even though it’s too dark to see anything. It’s a very comfortable and relaxing experience so far, mad ups to Amtrak.

4:47 AM – Unholy Toledo
It’s 4:59 AM here, 3:59 in Chicago. We’re stopped at a station near Toledo, OH. We just went through what appeared to be some big industrial area.

It’s too dark to see very much, but I gotta say that Toledo doesn’t look all that holy to me. In fact, I think there would be a very real threat of being carried off by a roaming pack of Satan worshippers if I were to get off the train here.

Sleeping on the train was pretty hard, mainly because of the noise. But a big part of it is probably because I usually have trouble sleeping anywhere other than my own bed at home anyway. I woke up at least once an hour since I went to sleep at about midnight.

It’s now 5:40 and I’m sitting in the lounge car waiting for breakfast, which they start serving at 6. We’re in Ohio near route 80 and Wauseon, which I’m sure is a fine little Ohio shittown.  We’re pretty clearly in the Midwest at this point as it looks very flat out there. It’s bright enough to see but dark enough that all the streetlights are still on. We’re heading slightly SW as I can see where the sun is going to be rising soon.

Anyway, see you in about 3 hours. 🙂

5:52 AM – Indy
We’re in Indiana now, near Kendallville. This here’s <your> country! I haven’t seen any Tom Raper signs yet but I’m keeping an eye out. Actually we appear to be in the middle of freaking nowhere, I don’t think these people have discovered signs yet.

I’m not sure when the time zone changes, but I should be arriving in Chicago in either 2 hours or 3 hours.

6:33 AM – South Bend
We’re getting close to South Bend, IN.  Then the next major area is Gary. That should be interesting. Thankfully I don’t think the train stops there. In fact, it probably speeds up.

6:42 AM – Elkhart, IN
Holy shit. Did the apocalypse occur last night while I was sleeping? Or am I just in Elkhart, Indiana? The train station here looks like it’s going to just fall over at any minute. There’s graffiti and weeds everywhere, and all the buildings look like burnt-out shells. It looks like the pictures of the abandoned cities around Chernobyl. What a craphole.

Garden, we hardly knew ye

Well, I guess we better get some good crops out of our garden this year…looks like it might be the first and only year!  The land is owned by the University of Chicago who recently inked a deal to buy out a seminary on campus and move them to that location.  From the University’s liaison:

“As we have discussed many times over the years (most recently in my letter of April 2008), the community use and enjoyment of the garden is temporary. We have long planned to develop this land for University
purposes.”

I know we aren’t entitled to the land and there are certainly people who have more of a right than us to be upset considering we haven’t even harvested our first crops yet, but it is kind of a bummer.

So, we were told there may be a survey at work sent to selected employees.  Therefore, I was not too surprised when the link arrived in my email box.  But the first sentence just cracked me up: This is not a phishing attempt.  Oh, well that makes me feel a little better!  Surely if it were someone trying to steal information from me to gain illegal access to my computer they wouldn’t be allowed to say “this is not a phishing attempt.”  And in bold and italics no less, so they REALLY REALLY mean it sincerely.  I guess all of the other stuff in the email must be true too, like how when I forward it to 10 people a little animation of Bill Gates will pop up and hand me a $10 bill through my monitor which I can send to Nigeria to recieve a million dollars.  I think that email set cyber security back 10 years.

Okay, I don’t really like to participate in these blog chain letter type things, but when one is forced on me by an evil person, I must obey.  I’m really hardly better than a trained monkey, folks.  I will not force others to do it though!

What were you doing five years ago?
Hmm, May ’03.  Not married yet, not even engaged.  Wow, didn’t even have the cat yet!  Hadn’t started grad school yet either.  What the heck was I doing??  Getting ready to move frm Norristown to KOP and playing a lot of guitar I guess.

What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order)?
1. Get Evie to take good naps – check
2. Get Evie to eat all of her food – check
3. Finish all of my hours for work – check
4. Go for a walk with Evie and water the garden – no check
5. Write a blog post – soon to be checked

What are five snacks you enjoy?
1. Potato chips
2. M&Ms
3. Cheese and crackers
4. Ice cream
5. Popcorn

What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?
1. Quit my job and start my own consulting company.
2. Become a land baron.
3. Send Evie to the Lab School.
4. Donate to Keith and the Girl.
5. Find some really good cause to donate to where the money could really make a tangible difference to somebody, like building roads in Africa (West Wing reference), rather than the “popular” causes that everybody donates to.

What are five of your bad habits?
1. Being moody and over sensitive.
2. Talking too much.
3. Compulsively cleaning my plate.
4. Actually, just being compulsive on finishing things in general (projects, etc.)
5. Licking my fingers after eating (courtesy of Sara)

What are five places where you have lived?
1. Janesville, WI
2. Fort Wayne, IN
3. West Lafayette, IN
4. Wayne, PA
5. Chicago, IL

What are five jobs you’ve had?
1. Paper boy
2. Sandwich artist
3. Food service captain
4. GUI team lead
5. Software Engineer

The beauty of multimedia

I don’t know how to embed this, so you’ll have to click here to see a really nice video about the farmers’ market.  They did such a good job with the video that I was almost like, “Is that the same place I went?”  But they obviously got there pretty early since there was still vegetables.  I’m not crazy either, even the Trib is reporting they were sold out by 10:30.  NPR’s story was pretty lackluster, I have to say.

Celebrity Interview

So I mentioned before that you should check out Oprah on Friday because I had the inside scoop that loyal reader and fellow Chicagoan Dabuki was going to be on the show and it was a Favorite Things episode.  For those of you not in the know about Oprah (as if I am), a favorite things episode is basically an excuse for her to give away a ton of stuff to the audience.  So getting on one of them is kind of like saying, “I had tickets to the Price is Right and then I won a car!”  My grandpa won a car on the Price is Right once, back when Bob Barker had black hair.  He lost the showcase showdown though.  Anyway, back to Dabu!  She was kind enough to talk about her experiences.

I know you’ve been trying to get on Oprah for a long time.  Can you talk a little bit about what the process is like to get on Oprah?

You have to check the website to see when tickets are available.  They have a certain day that you call for that “season” from a certain time period……like 10-4 or something like that.  So there’s a number you call and call and call.  I have never gotten anything but a busy signal.  I have been trying to call since I moved to Chicago…..so September 2005.  Together with my friend Carrie, we have probably called over a thousand times total.  If you don’t call then sometimes you can check something called “last minute email reservations”.  So sometimes they say what the subject is, or it is just ambiguous.  So they have this email “form” that you can do where you say why you want to go, your availability, contact info., etc…..Then they call you.   Which is what happened to us.  Carrie did a last minute email reservation maybe about a month or so before she got the call.  We kind of had made it a pact that if one of us got called to go to the show we would take the other.  She could only take 1 person.   We learned from one episode of Oprah (I think it was one where Oprah asked questions) that tapings only occur Tuesdays through Thursdays, and 2 episodes each day if they do it.  OR 2 at the most.   Also, if you can get through on those hotline times you can take I think 3 or 4 people.  I am not really sure since that is not what happened to us.  So, needless to say the process was long for us.  However, I have talked to someone that just did last minute email a couple months ago and had no trouble.  I think it’s more chance than anything.  Carrie got to pick if we go in the morning.  Thank goodness she did.  I know someone who knew someone who went to the afternoon taping.  That was the Mary Tyler Moore Reunion show.  I did like that show, but not as good as favorite things!  The lady on the phone asked if she was taking her BFF.  She was like sure.  I think cause the lady knew it would be fav things.

How excited were you when you actually got there?

I was too exited.  I woke up super early.  I am not a morning person at all.  We had to be there by 7 I believe.  We met at Starbucks on Madison, which is about a block away.  We know that area well, because it was our old neighborhood.  Anyways….When we got there we were super excited.   They had like a cover to keep us warm, however we had to get in a single file line and we ended up out the door.  When you go inside they check in your coats and cell phones and cameras.  I knew that phones weren’t allowed in the studio so I just left it in my car.  I did feel smart that I knew that parking on Monroe (2 blocks south of Washington where the studio is) did not require a parking pass or anything.  Just free street parking.  People were paying like 25 bucks to park in the lot across the street.  I guess that’s the perks of knowing your city!! Back to the story.  You check your coat in and stuff then they take/check off your name at this podium thing before going into the doors where there is a metal detector, kind of like an airport, but  not as tough.  At that podium I think they check to see what you are wearing.  I know that they requested we not wear ‘black, beige, or white’ and wear bright colors.  I knew that already.  So Carrie wore a yellow sweater and I wore a jewel toned turquoise shirt.  I think our age helped us out as well.  We looked really young compared to a lot of people.  They give you a paper to write your address down and stuff too.  This other paper had a number printed on it.  I think it tallies up how many people are in there.  I know they have alternates too, like if people don’t show up.  I don’t know who wouldn’t show up to Oprah!!!!!  After you pass the security business you go up the stairs and they have all these chairs to sit in……so you sit and wait with these TVs on showing different shows, like favorite things, Tina Turner, other celebrities….and this lady announces how long until we can go in the studio.  All in this time you can go to the bathroom and they said that they will announce some names.  When they call your name you can follow them.  Essentially the bottom seats what I call the pit…….not really sure what it is called, get filled by them strategically.  I believe that had something to do with what colors we were wearing when they checked at the beginning.  Every time they called a name we were like ahh did they all you (Carrie).  She was the “nameholder” so we would go if she went.  If they wanted to fill in that bottom part you didn’t necessarily get to sit with your “party”.  I would have been not too thrilled.  The whole anticipation was killing us.  We all wanted to know WHAT show we were going to.  It was about 2 hours that we waited total before the show…..then they said they would be announcing more names and then opening up the studio.  Then……..we heard Carrie’s name.  The ushers were like slow down….on the stairs.  However, we weren’t walking that fast.  I know you would think it, but it was kind of impossible to run down the stairs, plus we would look like fools.  I think cause they were geriatrics.  Not making fun, but they really were.  The excitement of hearing her name was awesome.  Then…we get walked into the studio…..AHHHHHHHHHHHh  My knees kind of buckled, it was beautiful.  Not as big as you would think.  I was really excited at this point.  I could hardly believe it still.  Being an Oprah “expert” I knew that was NOT the normal set.  It was summery, gardeny, beachy, and bright.  They had the beach tents and nice scenes.  I was like…..Carrie…..it’s got to be summer favorite things.  I had a big joke running saying that I kind of hoped it would be summer favorite things.  I kept hoping and wishing.  I guess if you wish hard!! Hehehehe….but really I didn’t think it would be, because all of her latest favorite things have gone to people that deserve help (teachers, Katrina victims, other things).   So they sit us down in the ‘reserved’ seats it said.  Once all those on the bottom were filled they let the rest of the audience fill the back in. 
 
Did you have any hint ahead of time that this episode was something special?

It took a while for Oprah to come out.  One of the producers came out to tell us some etiquette.  Like if we get asked questions what we do.  Don’t talk into the microphone.  Don’t ask like personal questions. I can’t really remember that.  I was more in a trance still of being AT the show and kind of knowing it wouldn’t be a sad boring show.  They played some music to get us pumped up.  She said that the show was really exciting, she said there were some good summer ideas.  That was my 2nd “gut” reaction of maybe it will be favorite things. (first was the set)  I really did not know what to expect then.  I just think that I had it in my mind that it was going to be nothing but favorite things.  I told Carrie that the stars aligned as a joke.  I really should have been in clinic that day, but was excused because of this 3 day class that I wanted to take.  I was allowed to take the class, but not for a grade.  I could just sit in the lecture and not take the practicum.  Well the practicum was in the morning.  That meant I was not required to be there in the morning.  So I got to go to Oprah.  I didn’t have to miss clinic and I would be back at Rush in time for the 2nd day of lecture.  So everything worked out well.
 
It took a while for Oprah to come out.  I would say about 30 min from when we were seated.  Then we waited for her to come out of the side.  She came out by us.  We all started clapping when they said she was coming…..then nothing…so we stopped clapping…..then chants of Oprah Oprah!  Then nothing….then that again…….then she finally came out!!  Went up the stage…..then you saw her say she didn’t want to do the show……then I had gut reaction 3……say it Oprah say it…….THEN SHE SAID FAVORITE THINGS!!!

When she said “Oprah’s favorite things” was it as crazy as it seemed on TV (people crying, etc.)?  What were you feeling (i.e. were you screaming and crying along with everyone else)?

It was crazy, people were jumping up and down, crying, stunned, etc……..I was jumping up and down.  Carrie grabbed my arm.  We were just giddy as could be.   I thought Carrie was going to faint.  It really was a dream come true for us.  We, I guess, did not have big dreams!!  It really just was the icing of the cake on trying to get to Oprah while in grad school.  I was screaming and jumping, there really was just nothing else to do.  It was hard to calm down.  I did not cry.  I thought I would or pass out.  The lady in front of us was stunned.  Her sisters sat next to me.  I don’t know how they got to have 4 people though.  Lucky I guess.  They did email too.  She was a friendly lady next to me, except I think she bear clawed my arm when they said favorite things.  We all chatted it up a bit before the show got started naturally.  It really was a great time. 
 
After you knew it was a favorite things episode, was it hard to sit through that rediculously boring turkey burger segment?

It was hard sitting through the turkey burger segment.  Things running through my head “what will we get, are we getting flown to mar a lago?, I know Trump just had his ribbon cutting yesterday for the new hotel/apartment building, that chef is gorgeous, are we getting food….I’m hungry, I didn’t eat breakfast, I would like a turkey burger, his hair is really like that, it looks fluffy, commercial break (we sat for a few min), are we getting turkey burger patties, when is it going to be announced what we get….”
Then she said we were getting a grill……..

Were you really that excited about getting a grill? (Yes, I saw you jumping up and down!)

Oh yes, my reactions were very real.  No acting needed.  Even though I was a member of drama club in high school.  Then I thought…..where am I going to put a grill.  Then we sat down after jumping up and down.  I asked Carrie “what Is better this you’re your wedding day?”  She chose Oprah.  I dunno what she would say now, as that was in the moment.  
 
How did they ensure that you wouldn’t tell anybody what you got ahead of time?  Do they wait to give you the items until after the episode aired?

Well, after the whole show was done someone from legal came and talked to us about everything.  We had to sign a legal paper.  Oprah thought that was kind of weird.  She was like you know that all their friends and family know they went to the oprah show….what are they supposed to tell them when they asked what they saw.  Or about people’s husbands.  They said they could tell them or immediate family I think.  I kind of still was in a trance.  I told few people exactly what I got, i.e. my mom, brother, Tara, and a couple of friends.  Other things discussed was why we signed this legal paper.  It was basically so that none of the specific products were mentioned.  After we signed the papers and got our coats we were handed a big plastic bag full of goodies.  The cookbook, A New Earth CDS/book, GPS, Mary J Blige CD, Mariott gift card, and makeup were all in the bag.  The fit flops, yummie tummie, duffel bag, and grill were not in there…..well grill obviously.  We were given some postcard/giftcard things that we filled in our information and sizes and had to mail those in.  Which was good cause you can get it mailed where you wanted and stuff.  The bag we had to call in and order.  The make up was a big mix.  I didn’t know if they had like different bags for different skin tones.  It was a lot of make up.  I did tell some people to check out the O-wards on the website…..cause I had said I got some make up.
 
What is the best gift that you got?  Were you disapointed at all?

Everyone thinks the best gift is the grill.  I definitely do think that is great, but I think I was most excited for the GPS.  I really wanted one lately.  I am not sure why, but I really did.  The grill is great and definitely the most expensive, but I don’t really grill much and have no place for it. Well I do have my back balcony/patio thing, but I really wouldn’t want to keep it at my place.  It will be based at my parents house for the time being.  It definitely is something that SHOULD last a while.  I don’t want to say I was disappointed.  I thought the show was longer, but then again when it airs it essentially only is 40 min because of commercials. Summer favorite things is not as big as the Christmas ones, but I for some reason thought that there would be something really really really big…..or so I hoped.  I am really happy for all of the things I was given.  I really am not disappointed at all.  It was the best day ever. 
 
I think I would have been most excited about the GPS too! 

You said that you tallied up the items, how much was it all worth?  Do you have to pay taxes on it somehow?

My tally has it to be about 2400.  Also….. Being given all of the items was like winning on a game show or the lottery.  It would be taxed.  Oprah said she was paying the taxes.  I really didn’t know how that wasn’t considered a gift too…..It’s just not fair that in this country there is a tax on a gift.  She said that too.  I was thinking it.  It’s ridiculous.  The taxes were going to be about 900.  That’s CRAZY.  I would have been like, please just take this all back…….well maybe not.  I dunno what I would have done.  I aksed my lawyer friend how that worked out.  He said there’s some mathematical reason.  Oh well.  We had to sign a W-9 form to make it all official.
 
Anything else you’d like to add?

I guess if you want to get tickets you have to be persistent.  The subject of the show can always vary and it’s just chance.  You never know what you will get to see!! 
You should read the Oprah message boards for this episode.   The people on it are funny.  Some people that went to the show just say thank you and want to know where the turkey burger recipe is.  It wasn’t up yet when I had read it.  Also, there are people that BEG Oprah to send them stuff.  This one lady sounds so convinced that Oprah herself would be reading the episode and send her everything.  Some people got really mad that she gave out free things.  I think that no matter who people give things to, especially if they are rich that they will always be criticized.  You can’t please everyone.  They are just funny.