Nature is disgusting

We all know that regular things can evolve into really bizarre things in order to survive. I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? But sometimes I wonder if mother nature has gone too far. Case in point, I present to you the “toilet plant“:

Pitcher plants are carnivorous and usually eat insects for nutrients and nitrogen. But in the highlands of Borneo there are not enough for it to survive on insects alone, so the pitcher plant evolved into a toilet plant, complete with standing lid that serves an unusual purpose.

Basically, the lid contains a nectar that these little rodents like to eat. The plant is positioned such that, while the animal is eating the nectar it is positioned to do its business, into (for lack of a better phrase) the plant’s mouth. But the plant doesn’t just stop there, oh no.

There is even some thought that the nectar might have laxative properties

How far would you go to survive? What I don’t understand is, why couldn’t the plant just evolve to eat the shrew?

Prank Emails

Okay, usually pranks like this are really lame. People who call in or write in to a show and just scream something stupid, or say some inside joke that only a few friends will get are just dumb. You’re not impressing anybody.

On the other hand, sometimes there are clever pranks, which are done well enough that the person who is pranked just has no clue. Case in point #1:

Even better would be if you could subtly Rick Roll someone while they are talking about being pranked:

Links via Urban Prankster.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Quick, what are the three most amazing things in the world? If you answered Tom Selleck, waterfalls, and a delicious sandwich, you would be correct. Now imagine we could combine all three together into a picture? I give you the awesome website Selleck Waterfall Sandwich.

It is just a series of photoshop pictures, with one requirement: every picture must contain the three main ingredients.

Featured Sandwich: Meatloaf

Don’t forget to scroll down and hear the Selleck Waterfall Sandwich theme song!

Whither the money, Lebowski?

How many times have you asked yourself, “What if my favorite movie of all time was written by Shakespeare? How would that turn out?” Well, I guess it depends on your favorite movie. But if your favorite movie is the Big Lebowski like me, wonder no more. I give you: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.

It is a lot of fun to find your favorite quotes and see how they translate. For example, “He pee’d on your rug Dude” becomes, “And in most miserable tide did this rogue besmirch it.”

Here are some other examples to wet your whistle:

“I am the Knave, called the Knave. Or His Knaveness, or mayhap Knaver, or mayhap El Knaverino, in the manner of the Spaniard, if brevity be not in thy soul nor wit. A Knave by any other name would abide just as well.”

[Alarums. Enter OLIVER and the two NIHILISTS, bearing a marmot]
Forsooth! This be a place
Of residence, and much a private place.—
O excellent marmot!

Post your favorites in the comments.

How an ordinary person can take pictures from space (no seriously)

This is soooo awesome.

Here are step-by-step instructions on how to build a craft that can take pictures from outer space, for less than $150.

The long and the short of it is basically a styrofoam cooler containing a modified digital camera and a cheap prepaid cell phone (for the GPS), suspended from a weather balloon.

Apparently you can buy weather balloons. Who knew?

I would love to give this a try. It’s like an adult science project. Just imagine the sweet pictures you could take. And if you framed one and put it on the wall, you’d have a pretty awesome story to go with it!