Aren’t they already married to the sea?

Being a sea captain is hard work and big responsibility. It doesn’t leave much time for dating. Sure, you could try those “other” dating sites, but why not go to the one site that specializes in your particular situation? Sea Captain Date.com

That’s right, now there’s a dating site for you my friends!

DATING CAN BE A STORMY SEA
That’s why we’re here for you. Since 2007, we’ve been helping lonely Sea Captains like you find their match.

With over three years of experience, it’s no surprise that SeaCaptainDate.com is the premier dating service for Sea Captains.

And

FIND YOUR FIRST MATE
Sea Captain Date is the only place for Sea Captains to connect with men and women who share a love of the ocean.

With thousands of Captains already online, SeaCaptainDate.com is the destination for romance on the seven seas!

I’ve been browsing through the personals, and I’ve noticed a few things:

  1. These guys are definitely Sea Captains. Look at them!
  2. Sea Captains sure love beards.
  3. Sea Captains’ personal ads are about as creepy as regular people’s personal ads.
  4. Where are all the pirates? I thought this site would be crawling with them. Is there a separate pirate captain dating site I should know about??

I guess pirates don’t really “date” so much as “carry off wenches”, but still, color me disappointed.

Without doubt the awesomest commercial ever made

Some profanity (but I assure you, it’s done tastefully).

I always did want to have a coctail made from a fighter jet that I knocked out of the sky with a crossbow. Is it true that you can spin an electric eel so fast it rips the space time continuum and take you to the future?

Wouldn’t it be awesome if all commercials were made like this? It would totally make me want to watch commercials again. And also, to buy a TrackChair:

Link via Sylvain.

The Ugly Dance

I don’t remember where this link came from, but there’s nothing I like better than watching myself dance for hours and hours…

Enjoy mine or make your own.

 

Robot Orchestra

I have seen one robot playing music, but I have not seen *many* robots playing music. And something so cool might as well be set to the James Bond theme, right?

 

Sure, you could have made a robotic synthesizer with speakers, or even one robot to play the music, but there is definitely something cooler about the fact that it is many robots coordinating together to make the music.

It is also frightening to see them working together like this. Definitely reminds me of the swarminoid. Sure, for now the robots just play music and get books off of shelves, but is it that hard to imagine them coordinating an attack on the human overlords, or the manufacture of additional robots of their own design? We’re swimming in dangerous waters my friends.

Link via Sylvain.

It is possible to build a “speech jamming gun”

It is possible, in fact simple, to build a device that can jam speech.

It turns out that there is a known psychological phenomenon that sort of disrupts your brain and prevents you from talking. When your words are relayed back to you with a tiny delay, your brain just sort of shuts down and you can’t talk. It’s painless, but disruptive (and I’d imagine confusing). The technology is almost too simple, more or less just a microphone and speaker. Luckily, the article provides a simple way to defeat the device:

Sadly, they report that it has no effect on meaningless sound sequences such as “aaaaarghhh”.

So the question is, when would the device be useful? The obvious suggestion is in a library or church or even in a meeting or something, when you need someone to shut up. But, even though it is painless, it still seems unnecessarily aggressive. You have to target the person you want to stop from talking, and that person has to be rude enough in the first place that they won’t stop talking even though you ask them to. So we’re already talking about a showdown between two people who are resorting to some low down measures. I don’t think you can force someone to be quiet. Even if you prevented them from talking, I’m sure the talker can find other ways to be disruptive. And if they’re already trying to be disruptive, they’re not going to calm down because you physically forced them to stop talking, that’s for sure. The gun doesn’t prevent them from slamming a book down on a table repeatedly.

So what good is it? I suspect it is no good, and it would just be a funny party trick. On the other hand, if Sara could get her hands on it, I think our house would be a lot quieter. Evie and I would have to find something else to do with our time.