Ollie: “Nobody sing to the baby ‘Jingle Bells, Batman Smells’! I want the baby to think I made it up.”
Sara, starting to panic: “We’re going to need bigger pots and pans.”
Ollie: “Mama, you look like a fat man. You *walk* like a fat man.”
Sara: “We still have a lot to do.”
Me: “Well, that’s what happens when one of us reads all day, and takes naps.”
Sara: “AND GESTATES.”
Ollie: “Mama, I love you. But now that I’m going to be a big brother, I love you even more.”
Ollie: “The world never ends, god never ends, and a hula hoop never ends.”
Sara: “Let me tell you, there’s probably no one who forgot what time to meet to give their kids away for the week.”
Ollie: “I never run out of boogies.”
Evelyn: “Are you making, like, a fruit salad, except with veggies instead of fruit?”
Sara: “If you’re lonely, you should find someone else who is lonely, not someone who prefers to be alone.”
Sara: “You should put that on an inspirational poster.”
Done, and done.
Sara: “I wasn’t satisfied with a happy meal for very long. I was more of a ‘two cheeseburgers’ kind of kid.”
Ollie: “Someday, *I’m* going to order a box in the mail!”
Oliver, eating breakfast: “It kind of makes me sick in my tummy when you shake your booty like that.”
Me: “You need to date someone long enough to know if they’re evil or not, before you marry them.”
See? Who said kids shouldn’t watch Frozen? #teachingmoment
Sara: “No more complaining!”
Ollie: “Okay. I’m just going to tell you about something I don’t like very much.”
::discussing a premature baby::
Ollie: “What was wrong with the baby?”
Sara: “Well, sometimes a baby is born too early.”
Ollie: “Like…in the time of the dinosaurs?”
Shane Halbach 