Alex: “I can read this word.”
Sara: “Toilet?
Alex: “Yeah. It says it in a lot of the books I read.”

Alex yelling from timeout: “I space W-I-L-L space c-word space Y-O-U space s-word period!” (C word being kill and S word being stupid.)

Alex, eating M&Ms from Halloween: “They are a fun size!”

Alex: “Did you know 60 milliseconds is a second?”
Evelyn: “Did you know 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?”
Alex: “I never knew that!”

Literally the only person on Earth.