Alex: “I cannot put both ears on the pillow.”

Ollie: “Why do you need to buy clothes?”
Evelyn: “Because I’m going to go to middle school soon, and I need something fashionable.”

Alex: “What are you making?”
Sara: “A sandwich. What are you making?”
::Alex blows a tremendous blast on a whistle::
Sara: “Noise.”

Ollie: “I might have kids, or I might not…it would save me SOOO much trouble.”