It was raining the other day when I picked Ollie up from summer camp, and we had a long walk home. He had a plastic bag so I said, “Should I wear this on my head?”

“Yes!” he said immediately. “It has a hole with a strap so you can put your face in it!” So I put it on. “You look like a knight!” he said.

We walked for about 20 minutes until we were almost home and then it stopped raining. “Should I talk my hat off?” I asked.

“Yes,” said Ollie. “You look goofy.”

Well thanks for telling me! WHAT HAPPENED TO LOOKING LIKE A BADASS KNIGHT?