Evie: “They had plain yogurt there! It was called, ‘plain’.”

Sara: “Alex, did you know someday you’ll get to try yogurt?”
Ollie: “And someday you’ll die.”

Sara: “Evie, can you go to Alex…”
Evie, rolling her eyes: “Ugggggh!”
Sara: “…and read your book out loud to him?”
Evie, complete reversal: “Okay!!”

::later::
Evie: “Is it okay to read scary things to Alex?”