Sara nudged me in the middle of the night.

Sara: “Hey, can you change Alex’s diaper?”
Me: “I just did.”
Sara: “No, that was four hours ago.”
Me: “Uh, I don’t think so.”

Oh man, she was so confused, obvs. I mean, I had just laid down a couple of seconds ago, so clearly she was mistaken. Ha ha, can you believe this woman? So sleep deprived and confused. Sheesh!

Well, turns out it was 4 a.m., which means 4 hours really had passed since I had changed him.

(You’d think one of these days I would learn to stop questioning her, especially when it comes to MARKING THE PASSAGE OF TIME, which is like my kryptonite.)