When I was walking the kids to school this morning, I passed a notice pasted on a light pole. It’s not super common to have notices in my neighborhood, so I was curious, and I went to read it. It was for an archery tournament / costume carnival in our neighborhood.

Archery tournament / costume carnival? In my neighborhood? That sounds extremely improbable, but also awfully familiar…

I got out a pen to write “ROBIN DON’T GO THE SHERIFF IS PLANNING A TRAP”, but unfortunately the event already took place. No word on if there were any stork costumes or amazing arrow-splitting shots. Good luck, buddy, hope you made it out alive.