Evie: “It smells like daddy in here.”
Me: “Well, that’s an improvement.”
Evie: “No, it’s not a compliment. Daddy smells weird.”

::Me, trying on a new shirt::
Ollie: “That looks fancy on you! …Even though it’s tight.”

Ollie: “When you wear your favorite clothes, they don’t have to match.”

Ollie: “It’s so hot in the car, I don’t even want to open my mouth.”

It must have been HOT!