Evie: “Oh, by the way, Nala pooped in the bathroom downstairs.”
Me: “::sigh:: Okay. And you didn’t clean it up I suppose?”
Evie: “I’ll do that on father’s day.”

I’d like to note that Evie cleaned up cat poop on Mother’s day. So she wasn’t lying, at least!

Ollie: “Whenever I see food I get hungry, and my eyes keep leading me to these tomatoes here.”

Ollie: “No, no, ‘just like a stinky toot!’ See? I added some more potty words to it.”

What isn’t improved by adding more potty words?