Me: “Well, it must have been an awfully nice person who drove out in the dark, after you were asleep and picked that up from the library.”
Evie: “Or animal.”
Me: “…”
Evie: “Well, we don’t know, we didn’t see the person.”

Evie: “When I grow up, I’m going to be rich. I’m going to have a chandelier and a piano and an iPad.”
Me: “How are you going to get all of this money?”
Evie: “Well, I’ll keep my eyes on the ground and find it.”

Me: “Why are you saying all these things?”
Evie: “Because…I have words in my mouth and I need to get them out?”