Me: “You frowed up, or you throwed up?”
Ollie: “I puked.”

Ollie: “Cat poop looks like truffles.”

Me: “Why is Ollie so obsessed with the sewer?”
Sara: “It’s the perfect intersection of potty talk and how things work, so it’s perfect for him.”

Potty talk and construction are definitely his two favorite things in the world.

::The lights flickered for a minute::
Ollie, running into the room: “I did something!”

Luckily, it was neither mischief, nor manifesting superpowers, just shakey electricity.