In the complete opposite of yesterday’s post, I’d like to introduce you to Shite Food.

This is such a great idea for a blog. Basically, he tries all the worst food the supermarket has to offer so you don’t have to. He’s a connoisseur of the unsavory, and practically a hero if you want my opinion.

Kind of like my “10 things I used to eat that disgust me” post, except if I was still eating it today. And then if I didn’t stop at 10, but continued to keep finding things that disgust me and eat them, in fact seeking out the most disgusting things I could find.

The only downside is that the site is British (if you couldn’t tell by the title), so they have weird things that aren’t available here in the U.S. A quick survey seems to indicate their shite food is much worse than our shite food (well, it’s British, so to be fair nobody’s exactly arguing that good food is their strong suite).

In particular, I would like to call out a product called “Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots“. People in the U.K. eat something called Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots. Enough people, that they mass produce them and stock shelves in a super market with them. This is not a joke.

(In case you’re wondering, it’s probably worse than you think:  “A faggot is traditionally made from pig’s heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs”)

So if you actually want to try some of this stuff out (because you hate yourself and want to die?), you’re probably going to be out of luck. However, it’s much better to read about someone else’s trials and tribulations, rather than experience them yourself.