Oliver: “I’m so happy! I have pockets in the back!”

Sara: “Oliver, can you put your right foot up?”
::Oliver lifts his right foot and boots her in the face::
::ten seconds later::
Sara: “Oliver, can you put your left foot down?”
::Too late, Oliver doesn’t wait to hear the end and boots her in the face with his left foot.::

Evie: “There’s a lot of sauce left.”
Me: “Yeah, I guess I put too much on there, huh.”
Evie: “More is good. Better safe than sorry, I say.”