Evie: “The Easter Bunny came to our school today!! But the eggs only had eggs inside them.” – Do they make them without jelly beans inside these days? Weird.

Me: “There’s a funeral store.”
Anna: “It looks vacant.”
Sara: “Dead?”

Sign on cemetery: “No loud car stereos!”
Sara: “Yeah, you wouldn’t want to bother the dead.”
Evie: “Why did you even say that, mama?”

Me: “We’ll have to walk a lot today to make up for all this yummy food we’re eating.”
Evie, shaking her head violently: “No! I want to keep it inside of me!”