Girl: “Daddy, can you help me with my sparkly lotion?”
My co-worker: “You’ll have to talk to your mom about that, that’s more her department. I don’t know how to do it.”
Girl: “But daddy, you’re an engineer!”

Something tells me she hears that a lot around the house.

Sara: “What did you do at the park today?”
Oliver: “Cough.”

He did have a cold.

Sara: “I want to show you something. Look on top of that building. There’s a big crane that’s used to lift very heavy things.”
Evie: “Oh, I thought you were going to show me something interesting.”