Evie: “Is this the right foot?”
Me: “No, it’s the left foot.”
Evie: “But is this the right shoe?”
Me: “Well, I hope not, because you’re putting it on your left foot.”
Evie, getting exasperated: “But is this the right foot for this shoe?”
Me: “No, it’s your left foot for your left shoe.”
Evie, sternly: “Daddy! I get the joke!”

Evie: “I think kale chips are the most delightful things in the world. Except, when I grow up, I’m going to keep putting salt on until I put on bags and bags of salt. And then when all the bags are empty, I’m going to eat them.”
::me laughing::
Evie: “Was that a quote?”
Me: “Yes, I think it was.”
Evie: “Do you need to write it down when we get home.”
Me: “Yes.”
Evie: “Oh geez.”

Evie: “If they didn’t have dishwashers, how did they wash dishes? They just licked everything clean, right?”