::I had been complaining about how badly I needed a haircut::
Evie: “Daddy, you must be so happy! You finally have hair!”

Sara: “Well, maybe daddy can braid it today.”
Me: “Whoa, hold on a minute now!”
Evie: “Daddy, it’s probably been a long time since you lost your hair, so you might have forgotten how.”

Evie: “I’m so excited about Christmas I could pee my pants” – this was from before Christmas obviously

Evie: “I can’t believe Uncle Nathan is going to be the President!”
Me: “Huh? I don’t think he’s going to be the President honey.”
Evie: “But he works in the government…”

Evie: “It’s dangerous to say I wish I was someone else right now, because everyone else has pinkeye.”