Evie: “I want to put this where it’s supposed to go.”
Me: “In the dirty laundry basket?”
Evie: “No, in the hamster.”
Me: “…”
Evie: “The hamster. For dirty laundry.”

::Me starting the car::
Evie: “Daddy, you didn’t buckle up your other arm!”

I had to explain that adult seat belts were a little different than kid seat belts.

Me: “Sounds like we need to pack a little more in your lunch.”
Evie: “I was NOT hungry!”
Me: “Well, if you weren’t hungry, why did you eat so many chips and raisins at school today?”
Evie: “Because I wasn’t going to be there tomorrow!”

Evie: “Daddy, let’s play Candy Land. I’ve already got the cards all dealt out.”
Me: “Okay.”
Evie: “I didn’t cheat or anything.”
Me: “I didn’t say you did.”
Evie: “Well…I’m just telling you that every, every, every other time I did.”