Sara: “Wake up, we’re at the campsite!”
Evie: “No thank you.”

Evie, on her first day of school: “I’m as excited as on my birthday!!”

Evie: “Hey! Have we been here before??”
Sara: “Yeah, does it look familiar?”
Evie: “No.”

::Me, staring at Sara with puppy dog eyes::
Sara: “Get what you want, I’m not the decider.”
Waiter, picking up on this: “Oh, do you want a beer? We have specials.”
Me, giddy: “Diet coke please!”

I could tell he was a little disgusted with me, but in my defense, Sara doesn’t like me to drink pop in front of the kids!