Me: “And what would you say if she asked you for one that you wanted?”
Evie: “I would say no!”
Me: “Well, that’s not being a very good friend.”
Evie: “No thank you?”

Mom was playing cards and Evie was looking at her hand. Mom had 3 Jokers.
Evie: “How much money do we get?”

::Looking at a picture of Grandma Butterfly::
Evie: “She could not have all of those kids!”
Sara: “Well, she did.”
Evie: “She must be really old. Older than daddy.”

Oliver’s fortune cookie: “You are able to analyze objectively and express yourself clearly.” – You would be hard pressed to find a more ill-fitting fortune for a baby.