::Looking for Evie’s shoes in the car::
Me: “I can’t find them Evie.”
Evie: “Well, I can smell them!”
Evie: “Wait, is today yesterday? I can’t remember.”
::Evie comes running past us, crying::
Evie: “My body is about to go potty, but I’m not to a potty yet!”
::Evie, begging to play one of the video games in the game room::
Evie: “If I don’t play it, I’ll die from my heart!”