::Me hanging Evie upside down::
Evie: “Don’t put a schnozberry on my tummy!”
Me: “Do you mean a raspberry?”
Evie: “Or a schnozberry! I don’t want either!”

We were playing outside and we saw our neighbor in shorts and a tee-shirt. A little while later he came out dressed up.
Evie: “Was that your brother in the red shirt?”

Evie: “The first story is kind of scary, so I might need to hold you.”

We were roughhousing and I had Evie tucked close to my chest. I said something, and it must have been kind of low because Evie said, “I can’t understand you daddy, you sound like an engine!”