Mom: “I never thought at my wedding I would be worried about my hearing aide battery!”

Evie, on getting her nails painted: “Now I can’t poke my nose!”

Makenna: “Eww, he’s spitting out all of his food!”
Sara: “You know what? Sometimes he spits out his food and then eats it.”
Matt: “That’s classy.”
Sara: “Sometimes he spits out his food and I eat it.”
Me: “That’s double classy.”

Rachael: “What is the birds and the bees speech? I don’t get it. Are the birds boys and the bees girls? I’m going to google it when I get home.” – Rachael has to google about the birds and the bees? Sounds like poem material…